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How did the cabbage win the race? It was a-head.Why was the computer chilly? It left a window open.What did the mom flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!.What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.Where will you find Friday before Thursday? A dictionary.What has a head and tail but no body? A coin.What do you cakes and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.What do you call a ghost’s lover? His ghoul-friend.What did the little corn say to the mama corn? I miss pop corn.What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between us, something smells.

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

How does a vampire start a letter? "Tomb it may concern.".

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.

Why are sports stadiums always so cold? They’re filled with fans.

What did the volcano say to the other? I lava you.

What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunder-wear.

What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.

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Why couldn't the duck stop laughing? He was quacking up.

Who wears shoes while sleeping? A horse.

What’s a frog’s favorite game? Leapfrog.

What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant’s shadow.

Why did the turkey join a band? So she could use her drumsticks.

What it it called when a dinosaur makes a soccer goal? A dino-score.

Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrele-phant.

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It's one or the udder.How much money does a skunk have? One scent.What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.What did the dog magician say? Lab-racadabra!.What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr.Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because it's always spotted.What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investi-gator.What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.

What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.What do you write in a rabbit's birthday card? Hoppy birthday!.What do you call birds falling in love? Tweet hearts.How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade? A sour puss.Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.Ready to get the littlest people in your life laughing? Here are 110 funny jokes for kids that will make even the most serious adult smile. Whether you're in need of a quick knock knock joke to get your kids talking, something seasonal to celebrate a holiday, a witty animal joke for your fur-loving child or just a joke to tickle the funny bone, these jokes are guaranteed to make them laugh.